~¤Fantastic definitions¤~

School:
A place where
papa pays & son plays :-D

Life insurance:
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die rich ;-)

Marriage:
its an agreement in which a man looses his bachelors degree and a women gains her masters ;-)

Dictionary:
A place where success comes before work :-)

Smile:
A curve dat can set a lot of thngs straight :-)

Doctor:
A person who kills ur ills by pills, n kills U by bills. ;-)

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FuLL FoRm oF bOyS...
B - bAdMaShIyOn Me sAb sE aAgE.
O - oLLo0 kI tArAh rAAt mE jAaGe.
Y - yAaRiAn NiBhAtE jAaN lAgA k.
S - ShArEeF SiRf MaA BaAp k AaGe... ;->

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H- apPy FeElInGs ShArEd

U- nIvErSaLlY wArM & fUzZy

G- rEaT 2 gIvE & 2 rEcEiVe

S- uRe 2 MaKe AnYoNe'S dAy

I hOpE tHiS
"HUG"
MaKeS uR dAy BrIgHtEr