In A Cricket Ground..

Security :
Cricket Match Is Over Now
Why R U Stil Sitting?

Santa:
Oye…Yaar..
I Am Waitin For Highlights!

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Couple Silent In Bed.

Wife Thinks :
Why Is He Not Talking To Me?
Is He Thinking Of Another Woman?
Does He Like Someone Else?
Is He Seeing Someone?
Don’t I Appeal To Him Anymore?
Are Wrinkles Showing On My Face?
Is He Trying To Dump Me?
Is He Now Finding Me Ugly?
Have I Put On Weight?
Does My Make Up Repel Him These Days.?
WHY IS HE UPSET?
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Husband Thinking :
Agar Saeed Ajmal Ko Khilaya
Tu Bithaye Ge Kissko?

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Btaen Aisa Kon Krta Hy?

Shahid Afridi Wicket Lainay K Bad :D

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Indians Se Darr Nahi Lagta Sahab…….:-@
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Kamran Akmal Se Lagta Hy :-D :-P :X

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Weather Forecast For 30th March 2011 ,

A Category 5 Hurricane Named
“PAKISTAN”
Is Heading Towards Mohali
Its Better To Take Cover
Or You Will Be Blown Away . . . . ! =P =D