What's An Average 6 Inch Long

Inside A Guy's Pants And Girls Love To Blow It Up?






A:1000- Rupee Currency Note.!

Always Think POSITIVE...

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In Which Situation, Do Men Start Sweating
In 10 Mins & Women Want To Go ON & ON & ON?


Think..


Think..



Ans is SHOPPING! :-p
God Bless Your Naughty Mind! ...

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Larka Larki Se Kia Kr Rhe Ho ?

Larki Dodh Pee Rhe Ho

Larka Kis Ka ?

Larki Apni Bhen




Ki





Bhains Ka ...=P;->:-P ...

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SAb kEhte hAiN
9 MAhiNoN mE h0 jAtA hy,
Per Ab tou 10wA MAhiNA StArt h0 gAyA hy,

Aakhir yE kAb h0 gA..??



1. TiME ChAngE
2. WeAthEr ChAngE.. :p ;-> ...

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GIRL:
Jaano Meray mun mai Daalo, main Choson gi


BOY:
Nahi nahi tum kha Gai toh main Kiya Karon ga?


GIRL:
Tum



Tum



Doosri Icecream Le Lena! =P ;)
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BHARWA
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BHARWA







BHARWA



BHARWA
jaldi jaldi petrol BHARWA lo halat ka kuch pata nahi
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Tum Kya Samjhy Thay .. =P ;) ...

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Fill in the blanks

1.BOO_S
2. _ _NDOM
3.F_ _ K
4.P_ N_S
5.PU_S_
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Ans

1.BOOKS
2.RANDOM
3.FORK
4.PANTS
5.PULSE

Dirty Mind =P ;)
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Larki jub saray kapray utaar laiti hay to kia hota hay?
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Taar khali ho jati hay.
Yaar kabhi to +ve socha karo... ;-> ...

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Smile is the 2nd best thing U do with ur lips.
Of course you know the first one... :-D





It's keeping ur mouth shut. :-P

But I like the way U think! ;-) ...

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Rearrange These Words
1) PNEIS
2) HTIELRS
3) NGGERI
4) BUTTSXE...
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Did You Read:
Spine,
Slither,
Ginger
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Subtext ?? =P

If Not . . . =D
Naughty ...

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