Pehlay gallay lagao

phir kiss karo

phir bistar pe litaao

phir neechay haath laga ke check karo

agar bachay ne susu ki hai to nappy badal do...

Double Meaning SMS Submitted By Humaira Malik

Girl: O Bhai Jaan! Zara side pe hona
Boy: Tum Larkiyan itna Confuse kyu karti ho?
Ya to ‘BHAI’ bolo
Ya phr “JAAN” kaho...

Double Meaning SMS Submitted By Humaira Malik

Agar talash karo to mil hi jayega,
Magar hamari tarah kaun tumko chahega.
Tumhe zaroor koi chahaton se dekhega,
magar wo ankhen hamari kahan se layega?...

Double Meaning SMS Submitted By Humaira Malik

Dil karta hai k,ek din tumhayapnay ghar lay jahoon,
jab mera ghar koi na hoo.tumhay apnaa room main lay jaa
ker apna bed per betha do,darwazaband kar k.
sari windows bhi band kar do,
parday girrakar lights off kar do aur
tumharay kareeb aakar tumharay saath beth jahoon,
apnaa haath tumhari taraf brhaa kartumhay dikhaon hoon k………..

mari ghari ki bhi light lagti hai...

Double Meaning SMS Submitted By Humaira Malik

Daalne laga mein cheekhne lagi wo
Hua dard itna k seh na ski wo
Takleef hui itni boli baher nikalo
Khuda k wastey hath me aur churian mat dalo....

Double Meaning SMS Submitted By Humaira Malik

He took me from a bar.

He took me in his car.

He took my top off.

He puts his lips on mine,

but don’t worry:

‘m a bottle of wine!...

Double Meaning SMS Submitted By Humaira Malik

aik pathan nanga ulta leta howa tha
aik admi aya aur us ki bund par tabla bajanay laga
thodi der bad pathan sedha ho gaya
aur bola
chal ab basuri baja...

Double Meaning SMS Submitted By Humaira Malik

Le kar tu dekho kabhi mera bhi

Na ziada lamba hai Na ziada chota

sub k samne lo

Ya tanhai me lo

sharmao mut bus ab le lo

kiya bhala

MERA NAAM...

Double Meaning SMS Submitted By Humaira Malik

Hello hello mera lelo

kya?

Salam.

bolo bolo apni kholo.

kya?

ZUban

DEkho apni khol k dekho

kya ?

AAnkhien

Kitna bara hai mera

kya?

DIL...

Double Meaning SMS Submitted By Humaira Malik

Insan jab pehli bar dalta he to wo confuse hota he magar tum na ghbrana or dal dena, Tum jese he rakho ge, wo khud andar chala jae ga, Phir tumhain acha lagay ga, or Phr ajeeb ajeeb awazein ayein gi, Or phr jab money nikal jaye… to tum nikal lena apna… A. T. M. Card !...

Double Meaning SMS Submitted By Humaira Malik