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Double Meaning SMS Submitted By Humaira Malik

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Larkiyun ko Raat ko Hamesha kapre utar k sona chahiye

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Taar pr sy

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Q-K

Barish ka kuch pata nahi hota,

u dirty mind....

Double Meaning SMS Submitted By Humaira Malik

A peach is a peach.a plum is a plum.a kiss aint a kiss unless its
wiv tongues.so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some
exercise ...

Double Meaning SMS Submitted By Humaira Malik

Tell me.is it going in?..yeah ..is it hurting?..ooh yeah
..ouch its hurtin ..ok i wil put it in slowly ..
stil hurtin..ahh yeh ....den lets try d other shoe madam
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Double Meaning SMS Submitted By Humaira Malik

Pehlay gallay lagao

phir kiss karo

phir bistar pe litaao

phir neechay haath laga ke check karo




agar bachay ne susu ki hai to nappy badal do
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Double Meaning SMS Submitted By Humaira Malik

Chachi: Hum chaat ki dukaan kholenge!!
Bhatija: Thik Hai.
Chachi: Hum 10/- plate chaat bechenge.
Bhatija: Main dukaan pe board laga dunga k "10/- me chachi ki chaat lo".
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Double Meaning SMS Submitted By Humaira Malik

Dil karta hai k,ek din tumhayapnay ghar lay jahoon,
jab mera ghar koi na hoo.tumhay apnaa room main lay jaa
ker apna bed per betha do,darwazaband kar k.
sari windows bhi band kar do,
parday girrakar lights off kar do aur
tumharay kareeb aakar tumharay saath beth jahoon,
apnaa haath tumhari taraf brhaa kartumhay dikhaon hoon k...........


mari ghari ki bhi light lagti hai ...

Double Meaning SMS Submitted By Humaira Malik

Girl: What do you like in me?
Boy: Those who white big balls having black dots in it.
Girl: Whattt???
Boy: Yes i like your eyes. Its really beautiful.. ...

Double Meaning SMS Submitted By Humaira Malik

Hello hello mera lelo


kya?


Salam.

bolo bolo apni kholo.

kya?


ZUban

DEkho apni khol k dekho

kya ?


AAnkhien

Kitna bara hai mera

kya?



DIL ...

Double Meaning SMS Submitted By Humaira Malik

chooss chooss chooss mazay lay kar chooss bari bari ik ik kar kay chooss donoo ko ik saath chooss masal masal kay choos kyon kay kahin Aamon (Mango) ka season katham na ho jay. ...

Double Meaning SMS Submitted By Humaira Malik