In chemistry class teacher asked a gal: what are Nitrates
Gal answered shyly: night rates, they are costlier than day....

Double Meaning SMS Submitted By Humaira Malik

Wafa ka naam bhi zinda he mein bhi zinda hon
ab apna haal suna mujko be-wafa mere….. Rolling Eyes...

Double Meaning SMS Submitted By Humaira Malik

Let me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue.
SMILE!
This is ur friend
“PEPSODENT”
reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday
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Double Meaning SMS Submitted By Humaira Malik

What’s an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?
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A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive...

Double Meaning SMS Submitted By Humaira Malik

Come here, take off your pants and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied.

loving urs…..toilet!...

Double Meaning SMS Submitted By Humaira Malik

Judge:

“U r crossing ur limits.”

Lawyer:

“Kon saala kehta hai?”

Judge:

How dare u call me saala?”

Lawyer:

My lord

i said kon

Sa Law’ kehta hai?...

Double Meaning SMS Submitted By Humaira Malik

Yeh tumhara SULAGTA hua JISM …KAPKAPATAY HONT….LARKHARATI AAWAZ…THARTHARATA BADAN …mujhe pehle se shuq tha ke tumhain MALARIA HAI…...

Double Meaning SMS Submitted By Humaira Malik

New latest research,

Larkiyun ko Raat ko Hamesha kapre utar k sona chahiye

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Taar pr sy

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Q-K

Barish ka kuch pata nahi hota,

u dirty mind....

Double Meaning SMS Submitted By Humaira Malik

Girlfriend:It’s 2 tight
Boyfriend:Don’t worry,I’ll put it slowly,

Girlfriend:Push it in,
Boyfriend:Ah..I can’t,

Girlfriend:It’s painful,
Boyfriend:Forget it.
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We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!...

Double Meaning SMS Submitted By Humaira Malik

Mother:Larka pasand aya, Beti:Ha lakin wo to bohut Mota hai Mother:ary Pagli TV 14 Inch ka ho ya 21 inch ka Romote to wahi 7 inch ka hota hai....

Double Meaning SMS Submitted By Humaira Malik