Pathan ne kapry ki Shop kholi

Usi me Estate Agency b kholi

Shop k samnay TandUr b lga lia

Aur Shop ka naam rkha

“Roti Kapra Makan
Sab dega ye Pathan”...

Funny SMS Submitted By Anila Farooq

Duniya Me Reh Kr Sapno Me Kho Jao,

Ksi Ko Apna Bna Lo Ya Ksi K Ho Jao,

Agr Kuch B Na Kr Sko To
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Feeder Pio
Aur
Allah Kaka So Jao.....

Funny SMS Submitted By Funny Sms In Urdu 2013

The Best Place To
Breakup With Your
Girl Friend Is In McDonald

There Are Sharp
Knives & Forks 0r
Heavy Plates
&
You Can Always Hide Behind
A Fat Kid ... =P =D ...

Funny SMS Submitted By The Best Place To Breakup

Class Room is Like a Train
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1st Two Benches r Reserved For VIP . .

Nxt Two Benches r General coach
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Then
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Last Two Benches r Vry Demanded.
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Bcz Its."SLEEPER COACH" :P :D ...

Funny SMS Submitted By Class Room is Like a Train

Distance Sucks

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My Room Is So Far Away
From The Kitchen ... :(

No Need To Get Senti
Everytime =P =D ...

Funny SMS Submitted By My Room Is So Far Away From The Kitchen

What Is Difference Between
Insaan
And
Insane???
First Is A Bachelor And The Second Is Married... =P ...

Funny SMS Submitted By What Is Difference Between

1 Aurat Aadhi Raat Ko Qabar Pr Baithi Thi
Musafir Ne Pocha: Darr Nhi Lgta?
Aurat: Lo Is Me Darne Ki Kya Baat Hy
Andar Garmi Thi Is Liye Bahir Bethi Hon =P =D ...

Funny SMS Submitted By 1 Aurat Aadhi Raat Ko Qabar Pr Baithi Thi

80 Saal ki B.V ka Rape Ho Gya
Husband to Doc: Ab Tabiat kc hy
Doctor: Hum Plastic Surgery Se Un k Chehre ki KHUSHI ko Chupany ki Koshish Kr Rahy Hyn.. =P =D ...

Funny SMS Submitted By 80 Saal ki BV ka Rape Ho Gya

Girl: Main us Aadmi se shaadi kar0n gi, Jo sara din laga rahy magr us sy kch na ho. . . ;)
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Boy: Misbah pe nazar hy teri haan... =P
Bari tezz hy tu? =D
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Funny SMS Submitted By Misbah Pe Nazar Hy Teri Haan

Misbah:
Hm Sachin Ko Ksi Hal Me 100th Century Nai Bnany Daingy

Gull: Mgar Hm Usy Rokenge Kese,Wo To Fit Or Form Me Hy

Misbah: Hm 90 Pe All Out Ho Jayenge :-) ...

Funny SMS Submitted By 100th Century Nai Bnany Daingy