BUY A SCOOTY…..PICK UP A BEAUTY,DRINK A FROOTY…. TAKE HER TO OOTY,REMOVE HER NIGHTY…DO UR DUTY.,AFTER 9 MONTHS … GET A CUTY};...

Naughty SMS Submitted By Humaira Malik

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Very good!

Intelligent Ho!

Kal A-B-C-D sikhenge…...

Naughty SMS Submitted By Humaira Malik

darling
ru know full fom of DARLING ?
D = dear
A = always
R = remembar
L = love
I = is
N = not
G = game
D.K...

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Wot letters r missin in H__RT? EA or U? Pick EA & u get a heart!if u pick U,u will get hurt! I’d pick U coz it’s better to get hurt than have a heart without U!...

Naughty SMS Submitted By Humaira Malik

A Secretary came angrily out of boss cabin
colleague asked: What happened?
She replied: He asked me are you free tonight?
I said-yes & bastard give me 50 pages of work....

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Height Of Double Meaning

A Dad Went To School
To Get Son’s Report Card,

Busy Madam To Dad,
“Abhi Nahi De Sakti.”

Dad,
“Chalain Aap Sirf Dekha Hi Dain”
Aya Tou Main Lenay Hi Tha.

Madam,
“Main Sab Dikha Doon Gi Kaha Na Abi Nahi”

Dad,
“Tu Pihr Main Kab Aaun?”

Madam,
“Periods Khatam Hony K Baad”;-)...

Naughty SMS Submitted By Humaira Malik

Woh Kaam Jo Bary Bary AALIM Na Kr Skay,
Aik Machar Ne Kar Dia.
Lahor Ki Ladies Ko Adhi Aasteen Sy Puri Aasteen,
Takhne Se Neechay Shalwar Phr Socks Tk Pehn’nay Pr Majboor Kr Dia.
Baqi Shehro’n Walio Sudhar Jao Ab Bhi Waqt Hai.
(Molvi Dengue)...

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Height Of Bravery

Arrive Home Late,
Mobile In Hand,
Typng Msg,
Singing A Song
&
Mom Waitng 4 U With A Jharoo
&
U Say
Hey Mom!
Abi Tak Safaai Chal Rhi Hai :P ...

Naughty SMS Submitted By Humaira Malik